Dreaming Wide Awake
20, aspiring inspirer, over-thinker, dreamer, procastinator extraordinaire.
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printers are fucking awful
it’s 2012 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
(via books-cleverness)

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADOH MY FUCKING GOD
This is the single greatest thing on the internet.
(Source: iseeincolor91, via anditsgunnabetotallyawesome)
MythBusters - Fun With Gas (by DiscoveryNetworks)
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I don’t think you guys realize how great I think this is.
omg its fucking scary …
(via kitoyourheart)
(Source: yogachocolatelove, via hiddenscout)
In which I start to consider listening to all of my mother’s lectures about “being more normal so guys won’t be afraid of me”
but then realize that becoming a basic bitch is a far worse fate than dying alone
(via crystalshoener)
how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
(via hiddenscout)